August 18 is Bad Poetry Day

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August 18 is Bad Poetry Day

Post by Dianne2 on Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:58 pm

Put your creative caps on and let's see some really good bad poetry in honor of National Bad Poetry Day!


Here is an example to get the ball rolling...


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is white
And has nothing to do with flowers


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Post by martik3 on Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:57 pm

Lying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze,
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed soon you’ll go
To the great Provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
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Post by Dianne2 on Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:44 am

🤣  That third line is a killer Ken!  :rofl:
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Post by TeddiePen2Paper on Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:21 am

I didn't write this one but has been one of my favs since a kid.


Beans beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel.
We should have beans at every meal!


LOL
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Post by Dianne2 on Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:40 am

lol!
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Post by Admin on Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:26 am

I didn't write this


A ferret visited my house 
with little tiny cymbals. 
I felt that I should pick him up 
but couldn't find my thimbles.
He jumped into my dresser drawer 
(The one with rags and papers) 
I slammed it shut and taped it tight 
and gave it to the neighbors.
The neighbors liked the furniture 
but did not like the ferret. 
They took it to a hardware store 
to trade it for a parrot.
The parrot, now, it sings to me 
across the narrow alley. 
I'd like to take it far away, 
But it's too big to carry.
If animals come in your house 
just make them go away. 
You can give them to your friends 
but still you'll have to pay.
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Post by Dianne2 on Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:45 am

Oh my! I will have to remember to very carefully get rid of animals who sneak into my home!  lol!
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Post by Dianne2 on Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:02 am

Looking Out My Window


Outside my window
I can see
Some pretty birds,
They number three, 
I'm watching them, 
They're watching me.


How much more bored
Can four creatures be?
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